petition for someone to come cuddle with me
did I ever tell you guys about how when I moved into my first apartment my dad’s move-in present for me was this bomb tee-ball bat that’s fuckin legit as hell and bright pink and hello kitty themed?
he gave it to me and said
"this is just so that if anyone ever tries to mess with you, after you’ve kicked their ass you can stand over them and knock their lights out and the last thing they’ll see is the cute and unforgiving face of hello kitty"
a+ parenting folks
Royal Over Water Villa at the St. Regis Bora Bora
Carl got facebook!!!
(thank you for all your support)
Mika || Lollipopmama told me what i should know
too much candy gonna rot your soul
it she loves you, let her go —
'cause love only gets you down!
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.