26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Who doesn’t? it means I’m doing good :’>
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Uh, idk, I’ve only had sex to music once so oxo
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
If I had a penis I would name it…..Daddy(yes I’m a horrible person)
guess a name for my vagina +eyebrow wiggle+
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Couch, ours is really comfy~
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Good~ I tied Sarah up and teased her heehee
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
The first time I ever came, I didn’t know I could, or was going to, and yeah ahahaha
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Fried Chicken, don’t ask
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
1, tasting. 2, better clitoral stimulation
Also its one am and I am so awake and horny fuck
So um, I just had the most amazing sex ever, like, I came, it was something else
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, DAAAAAADDY.
i need this.
This is my current favorite plug…;D
These glass dildos are called “juicers.”
Here is how they work. First off, this needs two people - the woman getting juiced and her lover doing the juicing.
You lube up the shaft and especially the bumpy wheel - the side with all the bumps.
Next, the lover lubes up their fingers and the “handle.”
Insert the dildo into the woman until the outer wheel is pressed up against her clitoris.
Once properly placed the large end will be resting up against her G Spot and the wheel section will be pressed against her clitoris.
Now that it is in place, the lover starts cranking the juicer handle with their fingers. It may take two hands to keep the wheel up against the clit.
Start out slowly and adjust your speed to match her arousal and “juice level.” These can produce a phenomenal amount of wetness from the vagina. Sometimes I have had the girl squirt for the first time just from using the juicer.
I first saw this on HBO’s Real Sex special. The best ones come from Glass Fantasy.
I waaaaannnna tryyy!
Oh. My. Stars
Hmmm… I have a friend who does erotic glass, and another who does pottery and made a MONSTER of a dildo for herself, suitable for mounting on a wall, no less.
Better yet, Chicago Toolworks sells a drilldoe… a metal dildo that is sliiiiightly off balance so that, when attached to a power drill, it wobbles safely but oh-my-god-noticably! I highly recommend them on their own, but what if they also modified their design for even better g-spot stimulation and added a ‘clit plate’….
i saw this post quite a while ago and i have had so many fantasies about these…
Sir tying me down, blindfolding me before warning me not to cum… Then him kissing down my neck ever so slowly making his way to my dripping slit… Finally reaching my wet cunt and giving it one firm,slow lick before pushing one of these in and slowly turning it round and round until i’m writhing desperately beneath him,begging for my release… And then him pulling away slapping my pussy softly.
“I don’t think you’re nearly desperate enough yet toy… Ill leave you to cool a bit and then well start again. -evil smirk-“
“… in the mean time, I think I’ll fill the ice bucket and put this toy it. Maybe you won’t heat up so much if the toy is dripping and ice cold as it sliiiides in?”
Daddy and i really like this position <3
I accidentaly said “oh my cod” instead of “oh my god” in the middle of sex last night…
thank you for telling tumblr
currently we are not breaking the law. we’re halfway there
of course I get super horny when I’m home
yeah that makes perfect sense
I have to write this paper
I don’t have time for you
I promise later
survive till after finals